I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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