She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Randomize
