I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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