How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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