I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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