She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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