i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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