ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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