Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
