And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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