Ambien. No doubt about it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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