I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
two words: eviction party
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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