So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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