so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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