i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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