turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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