Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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