Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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