My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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