they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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