I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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