I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
this will be a night to untag.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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