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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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