What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Sacagawea was the original milf.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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