Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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