Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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