3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
