The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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