just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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