i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
this is an emotional support booty call
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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