Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
