After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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