as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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