ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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