We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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