There is no way he is gay with that hair.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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