I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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