she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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