There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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