Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
She announced her abortion via fbk
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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