I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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