We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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