U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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