it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
