I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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