Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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