help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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