Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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