Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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