At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
