That's intense
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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